Here's another bunch of gags done in pencil and ink. Just some quickies. I enjoyed drawing them, so I hope you enjoy reading them.
"It doesn't matter which pair you get, they're not going to magically make your bum any smaller."
"See, I told you it'd be a full on Sausage Fest here today!"
"Don't worry about that! I used to be a pole dancer. All you have to do is stand there."
"See...I told you they have massive portions here."